Product placement at its greatest.

BROWNIES!

I'm not incredibly original so I just made box brownies. They're Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies and oh how I wish good ol' Betty would give me money each time I make her food. All it takes is:

BOX O' BETTY
1/4 water
2/3 veggie oil
2 eggs
13 x 9 pan
Some PAM cookin' spray
and a bowl to mix it all up in.
I use beaters because I'm lazy.

 

I'm sure you can guess the next step: you put it all together!

 

 

Then you blend the crap out of it. Or spoon it, if you're not as lazy as I am.

 

Grease up your 13 x 9 and pour it evenly into the pan, leaving just enough brownie mix in the bowl so you can eat it and not feel like a total fatty. Lick beaters and spoons accordingly.

 

 

Stick that puppy in the oven.

I put it in for about 21 minutes, though the box wants you to burn it and buy a new box by leaving it in for 24-27 minutes.

 

 Et voila! You pull it out and stick a toothpick or something in it to make sure it's done, but not too done. This batch is perfectly ooey gooey!

 

Let it cool, and enjoy!

Upon making these brownies, I realized I haven't even had dinner yet. I was about to heat up some leftover chili but I'd really like to keep my insides from ending up in my pants. So, up next - Pesto Chicken and Three Cheese Tortellini!

Selfishly,

Hillary